Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Randomize