I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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