I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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