don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i already hear my dad disowning me
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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