he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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