I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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