belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Please don't give away my fajitas
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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