You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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