so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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