Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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