do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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