He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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