She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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