Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i think i just lost a toe
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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