I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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