Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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