just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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