best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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