you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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