he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im holly from the hills drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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