what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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