I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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