Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
