I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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