this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Welp...herpes.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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