I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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