U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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