i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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