Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Screwed.edu
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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