Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You can't just leave with hair like that
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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