Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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