i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Houston, we have a blender
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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