She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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