I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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