Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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