I need help removing her.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
