Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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