I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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