Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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