All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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