Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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