There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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