you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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