turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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