i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I could make wine with my vomit
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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