Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
