This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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