summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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