It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I supernannyed him into submission
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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