i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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