I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
only you would photoshop your dick
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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