I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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