if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
