So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
And then he peed in my hair
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