Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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