My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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