Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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