in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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